The Professionals Circuit Archive - A Very S'Murphy Christmas to You	  
  A Very S'Murphy Christmas to You

 

by Tilla

  
 'Twas the night before Christmas
 And all thru the 'ouse
 All the critters were stirring
 Except Papa Mouse.

'e was drunk, that old dormouse
 On the nog in the bowl.
 And 'is children were cryin',
 'is wife, too, bless 'er soul.

The cat she was tangled
 In string, green and red;
 And the dog 'e was wrestling
 At the foot of the bed.

The tree she stood proud;
 And the lights they blazed bright.
 A lone candle shone forth
 From the window that night.

All the packages wrapped
 And the holly hung high,
 But the S'Murph couldn't sleep
 Though he wasn't sure why.

There were snacks on the table
 For Kris Kringle's delight,
 But still Murphy fretted
 Something wasn't quite right.

He crawled out of bed
 And he dropped to his knees.
 "This one's for Bodie
 And Doyle, if you please.

"They're out doing their best
 There's a job to be done,
 But sometimes it seems
 Like the bad guys have won.

They're out on the streets, Lord,
 Where dangers abound
 And I'd just like to know
 That they're both safe and sound.

"A sign's all I'm askin'
 I won't bother you more."
 And he'd just finished speakin'
 When someone opened the door.

"Hey, Murph," - that was Bodie
 With Doyle right behind
 "The Cow called it off,
 Kinda hope you don't mind."

They sat down beside him
 And both gave him a kiss.
 And he thought there was nothin'
 Could be better than this.

"Merry Christmas, you two,
 And to all near and far.
 May the Lord bless and keep you -
 Wherever you are.

"May your Christmas be Merry,
 Your New Year be bright
 And may all of your loved ones
 Be with you tonight."

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