The Professionals Circuit Archive - First Variation on a Bottle of
Bailey's       First Variation on a Bottle of Bailey's

 

by Olympian Heights

  
 "Steady on, that's got to last you all night, that has, Where d'you get
it from anyway?"

"Cowley of course, I'm his blue-eyed boy, remember?"

"Stuff it, Doyle. That's me, always has been, always will be. I'm the son
he never had."

"You want to take a good look at yourself, Bodie, my old mate. Fings
definitely ain't what they used ter be. It's positive discrimination in
favour of bionic gollies now you know."

"So? I could always perm me hair, and I'll still come out on top, Doyle."

"That's your problem, mate. There's too much of the missionary in you,
Bodie."

*......Later that same evening in the warm afterglow of a good hot bath,
very loving and slightly squiffy.*

"You didn't mean all that about your hair, did you?"

"No, couldn't keep it up. Ouch! Cut that out, Doyle. It hurts."

"Still love you, Bodie."

"Still love you, sunshine."

-- THE END --

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