The Professionals Circuit Archive - The McKay-do The McKay-do by Caro Dee *(Inspired by the Pun Title challenge on the_safehouse livejournal community, this is a filk using* Three Little Maids From School Are We* from The Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan.) * *THE THREE.* Three CI5 agents are we. Deadlier men you ne'er did see, Following orders from Cowley. Three CI5 agents! *TOM-TOM.* Loads of targets for my shotgun. (Chuckle) *PEEP-BODIE.* Walking's not safe, so I'd rather run! (Chuckle) *PRETTY-RAY.* I'll go first; you just watch my bum! (Chuckle) *THE THREE.* Three CI5 agents! *THE THREE.* Three secret agents legendary, Trained to keep Joe Public and Merry Old England rose and lavendery! Three CI5 agents! Three CI5 agents! *TOM-TOM.* One agent works on his own, Tom-Tom-- *PEEP-BODIE.* Rant and rave while the RT's still on! *PRETTY-RAY.* Cowley's orders are to keep him calm! *THE THREE.* Three CI5 agents! Three CI5 agents! *TOM-TOM* From three crack agents take one away. *PEEP-BODIE.* Two crack agents still in the fray-- *PRETTY-RAY.* We'll do what it takes to save the day! *THE THREE.* Three CI5 agents! Three CI5 agents! *THE THREE.* Three agents, all extraordinary, One gunned down in a burst of glory! He saved us and now we're sorry! Three CI5 agents! Three CI5 agents! -- THE END -- *September 2005* Archive Home